In My World…

November 6, 2010 · Posted in In My World

In my world, things would run a bit differently. For instance:

- If you’re not sleeping, your seat stays up for the duration of the flight. No exceptions. Punishable by buying a round-trip ticket for the person sitting behind you.

- Raw onions are strictly outlawed in plane cabins at any point, for any reason. Again no exceptions. Punishable by spending the remainder of the flight in a self-contained bubble where you must smell yourself and your bad choice in carry-on meal. Eat your cheap Chili’s To Go salad outside please.