In My World…

November 6, 2010 · Posted in In My World · 1 Comment 

In my world, things would run a bit differently.  For instance:

– If you’re not sleeping, your seat stays up for the duration of the flight.  No exceptions.  Punishable by buying a round-trip ticket for the person sitting behind you.

– Raw onions are strictly outlawed in plane cabins at any point, for any reason.  Again no exceptions.  Punishable by spending the remainder of the flight in a self-contained bubble where you must smell yourself and your bad choice in carry-on meal.  Eat your cheap Chili’s To Go salad outside please.